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Wednesday, May 9, 2007

Effective Zombie Defenses Around the Home

There is a good likelihood that a zombie outbreak would occur when we are unprepared. Therefore, it is a good idea to have an idea of how to use every day instruments around your home to defend against a zombie attack. Here are a few that I can think of. Please add your own.

Chairs. Excellent for using as a shield. The legs will entangle the zombie, allowing you to fix and eliminate it.

Flowerpots and lamps. If you have any elevation over the zombies, these would provide a decent improvised bombardment.

Bookshelves, tables, and mattresses can all be used to secure windows and doors.

Pots and pans. While the sturdier ones may make good bludgeoning instruments, the lighter ones can be used to rig effective alarms to alert you to zombies meandering about.

A battery operated stereo would provide a good decoy to zombies. Especially if it can be activated by remote.

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